spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

fosterthenoodle:

There’s a very special place in heaven for bands who put lyric booklets in their CD cases.

relatetable:

asvprock:

I wonder who brought ebola to the United States…. 

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

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relateforteens:

Want more relatable?

loldork:

fruitcrocs:

if you’ve ever stepped on a dog’s foot and didn’t apologise like ur life depended on it please let me know now so i can get a restraining order

I’ll follow back

unfriendlyasiangirl:

i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar 

epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted